Discovered - The lost novel of Charles Dickings

Charles Dickings is considered the greatest novelist of the Victorian era whose hours of writing were between breakfast and luncheon. Dickings celebrated his prosperity with, “A new hat and a biscuit.” His life came to an end after luncheon in 1870.
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Sounds like cock mustard to me. Everyone knows that Dickings wrote predominantly after tiffin and a beef slice. Neither is there mention of his pet bear, Slasher, with whom he would pit fight of an evening. Subsequently Dickens was famed for having no eyes, hands or feet. This is what happens when you have monkey researchers.
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Mrs Dickings was my favourite erotic author for years,imagine my disappointment to discover it was merely a pseudonym for that frightfully dull Dickens fellow.how will I be able to play Stinky Pinky whilst reading "A Tale of Two Titties now?
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