Cats in Iran

Since the cat ban of 1976 Iran's cat farms have suffered terribly. The vile individuals were expelled from the country following the attempted easter revolution of '75 when 7,000 cats rose to seize power. Their lack of opposable thumbs led to the inevitable massacre. The claw is mightier than the pen but their pen had run dry.
Farms across the nation lay barren. No cats worked the land and the eagle was free to steal all the seed. Iranians were forced to eat oil for seven years. With the bitter taste of defeat and black tongues they sought a solution. They looked to their closest neighbour, Japan, who still favoured the cat farming method but unfortunately the continual attacks of Mothra halted any trade agreements. Frustrated, they turned to clever midgets who, after ten years of pain staking research, produced the solution. Reintroduce cats to Iran. The cats are to be encased in concrete to prevent any future risk of revolution.
I have won the contract to supply said cats. Does anyone know where I can get my hands on 7,000 cheap cats? Have got the cement.

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