People with eyes should look away NOW

Friday, December 02, 2005

France to get it.


The shadowy figure known only as the General has assumed overall command of everything.
At a press conference today he stated, 'every efort will be made to recover or remove the President, whichever, but for now I'm in charge so you all better watch it. France, I'm coming for you!'
The General called an end to the conference when a fit of uncontrollable evil laughter gripped him.
Sources refused to confirm wether the General has been smoking twenty small kittens a day.

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