Wonder Woman annoyed

Wonder Woman has spoken out about her annoyance at the rise in use of BLUE NISSAN MICRAS.
'I'm really annoyed about this', she said as she casually whipped an antelope, 'these cars are really gay. What message are we sending to our children for fuck's sake?'

Batman has joined the superheroine in her plight to rid the world of this scourge. Superman is said to be interested but finds mobility difficult, highlighting the lack of wheelchair access to the sky.

The mayor of Metropolis was unavailable for comment.

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