Star of the month: Fred Dibnah!
Those born under the star of Fred Dibnah will most likely feel a tightening of the anal purse strings this month as Christmas attempts to screw them up the ass.
WARNING: Astromological reading supplied by Russell Grant, who, regretfully remains alive and well.
posted by Manny Kulkowski at 00:12
12 Comments:
Kulkowski ya knob jockey, you told me we'd retired from writing. Or was that breathing?
07:50
I stopped breathing at birth
07:55
I haven't taken a breath since our last conversation. I may have passed on to the other realm but I'm not sure because it all looks kind of the same.
11:39
I've been trying to watch Carps@war on spirograph tv as advertised and am disappointed to find said channel is in fact fictional, much like our frenchie cousins. Did Natasha Kaplinsky really sue Carps over his cock pictures? What is real here? What is reality anymore? Who am I?
Your site is dangerous and should be subject to a firing squad or a good scrubbing with bacterial cleansers.
11:44
I too am fictional. Don't knock it until you've tried it. Who wants to be real anymore anyhow?
18:46
Breathing!
I knew I'd forgotten something!
(Word verification: wnkqyxj.
Snigger! Sounds a bit like wnkqyxj! Fnurrr!)
22:08
Never forget to breathe man, it's highly dangerous.
Intentional breath cessation is perfectly safe however but sticking your finger up your ass then rubbing your eye remains highly unsanitary.
22:08
Fuck you Kilamekowski
01:28
I've got flies in my eye
01:29
Hey Fuck you too and the bad-ass whores you rode in on Mr Shitty Brown Eye.
Merry Christmas!
11:02
It's time for action
11:35
my girlfriend shat in my eyes once, I found it difficult to feel erotic about this incident.
17:06
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