Man spews ring into orbit.

Further oil has been added to the fire of Planetoid debate as Mr Fritz Von Cavanagh succesfully spewed his own ring piece into space. Baffled Astonomers were amazed at the discovery of what they assumed to be yet another Planetoid.

Astronomer, Johnny Walker told us this;

"We all thought it was a major new discovery. I had won the sweepstake to have it named after me so I was pretty excited. Imagine my disappointment when I phoned NASA and they told me it was just a ring piece. The lads in the observatory named the photocopier after me instead to stop me crying like a cunt. It's not really the same though. I hear NASA are taking it seriously now however."

Since gaining orbit Mr Fritz Von Cavanagh's ring piece has developed it's own gravitational pull. It has effectively drawn all the nearby space vomit into itself and, we are told, is growing.


Jack Daniels, NASA Head of Stuff;

"The rate at which this thing is growing is phenomenal. We've already lost several satellites that are just covered in spew and inoperable. With our big computers and the like we have been able to predict it's further growth. We believe that by next week it will be big enough to be classed as a planet. Tom Hanks has absolutely nothing to do with this."

We spoke with Mr Fritz Von Cavanagh at his home in Worthingtons Originals, Chestershire.

"I don't really recall the event at all. I just remember hearing Petula Clarke's Puppet on a String then a vague popping sound in my ears as my ring piece exited my mouth. Fuck knows where it went but the house was a state when I woke up. Piss and Spew everywhere. It's ruined the carpet and I used to have a dog."


So, it would seem Puko is a planet afterall.



















Today's writing style has been: Naked.