Well Fuck Me! World Cup Special
EcuadorEngland's next opponents in the knock out stage of the world cup.
Ecuador was originally designed as a film set in 1965 by Pinewood Studios for Lawrence Brownbat's experimental film, Prolapse and is the only country ever to be crowned Miss World.
Al Pacino is the Ecuadorian Chief of State and the country boasts the freshest lady shrimp in the world. Jeff Goldblum was famously shot in Ecuador in the 1980's. There are no famous Ecuadorians.
Whilst listening to the Ecuadorian national anthem I succumbed to Parkinson’s and slipped into a coma.
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posted by Winston Q Niles at 12:45
9 Comments:
Funny stuff ... I think Ecuador will give England a real test today, but not enough to actually win and give the world its first famous Ecuadoran
13:11
If I was you I'd phone in and tell them you've died until it's all over. That's what I did, had the funeral and everything. On the upside I can claim to be the second coming when I turn up after the 9th.
Good to see our cousins are getting a taste for the beautiful game but you really should get round to calling it football just like the rest of the world!
Next must see game'll be on the 1st when England meet the Portugese bastardos. Also hopefully we'll get to see Frenchie sent home in shame tonight. Let's all pray for that.
We'll send you a keg of Manchester cream, Boddingtons. Hopefully your hugs and kisses will cover the cost including shipping otherwise you're gonna have to send us more than just hugs and kisses.
13:09
Ah mate, that was an 'ell of a game. wazza did'nt score nuffin' but I got me big chance from a free-kick, did one one me benders ,only goes in the back of the net!fuck me I was so shocked I puked me ring ,mind you I was lookin' at victoria at the time.anyway,just fought i'd drop you a line at hi-tech.s'dead funny by the way. not lookin' forward to this saturday...them portugese fellers are gonna fuck us so hard we won't be able to walk 'till tuesday.I've got an aftershave advert to do next week anyway.its only for 20 milllioms but i fought why not,you know.anyway gotta go rooneys trying to the monitor as i type this.see ya in the UK next week.fanks to all the fans.david.
01:52
England will be the death of me. I lost the use of my legs during half time of the Ecuador game
19:05
Brilliant V, we admire a good flash in the hitech office, as long as it's not Q Niles parading in his unsightly ladywear.
Here's some bollocks oo
22:22
We feel for you Chief Ironside, we really do. Don't forget that suicide is always a viable option.
22:24
Manny, are you busy on saturday afternoon and is your passport up to date? Actually don't worry about that I will have a word with customs. Your flight leaves on saturday morning. As long as you are in Germany by 4pm.I need to sneak you into Portugal's dressing room at 3.30 without that big bastard Scolari noticing. Do you still smoke that hashish that became infamously known as "The knee trembler and the crippler"? You could do your country proud. Bring out the football bong, paint it in portugese colours ,your country is depending on you.
thankyou in advance.
Sven.
01:11
No worries, got some shit that's more opium than dope. I'll fuck those fuckers over good Sven. By the time I've finished they'll think they're playing netball.
09:25
Um, sorry. Smoked it all before I got there.
11:56
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