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Trinidad and Tobago

Trinidad and Tobago became part of the British Empire in the 19th century and is located close to Bernard Manning's left nipple. Although slightly smaller than a large Tupperware container, Trinidad and Tobago has the world's largest natural reservoir of cheese. Scientists in the country have begun constructing a cheese tower that will reach the moon, where more cheese is believed to be located. Upon completion, Trinidad and Tobago will become the largest cheese superpower in the universe.

Trinidad and Tobago's legal system is based on the Law of the Seaside and the country has more than a dozen public holidays each week. Trinidad and Tobago is the only exporter of Dwight Yorke and is a major importer of biscuits; the country has no natural biscuit resources of its own. The president of Trinidad and Tobago is Peg Leg Bates whose stag fighting antics are famous in the Carribean.

Whilst listening to the Trinidad and Tobago national anthem I contracted genital warts.

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