Issue 8
Cock a hoop with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know- Women who read The Adventures of Phillip Hitech have sex twice as often as those who don't
- Stephen King publishes a new book every thirteen minutes
- 7% of Americans just don't know
- The average person can live eleven days without pubic hair
- Listening to the songs of Sting during sex can lead to infertility
- Percentage of Fern Britton that is in the wilderness - 28
- It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not get it into bed
- Only humans and horses sing hymns
- The orgin of the word "penis" is Latin, meaning "cock"
- There are over 1,700 references to the rock band Kiss in the Bible
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 17:17
19 Comments:
Piss in a bucket, I never knew that
17:43
This is a welcome return to this sadly missed feature. My local pub quizzes have been a bit shit during it's absence but at least now I've got ten new questions about disputable facts. Brilliant!
20:17
Dear sirs, I wish to challenge the fact that horses sing hymns. How the fuck do they turn the pages for christs sake?
20:30
And lo Jesus said unto his disciples; Paul, Gene, Ace and Peter - go forth and rock and roll all night. Raise not thy love gun in anger, rather take thyself a shot of cold gin and chill the fuck out.
20:38
Hi folks!
09:18
Bye folks!
09:19
You philip hitech guys owe me some money.
18:01
I'm glad I'm not the average person. I'd hate to have to eat pubic hair every 11 days just to stay alive. What an arse that would be.
21:35
I think God owes us some money first though Gene.
21:40
Do you die after eleven days without pubic hair?
21:20
Go forth, reverand Vance, and kiss mine arse, ever since thou hast done those crap channel 5 "scary" clip show with that funny-looking girl, curs-ed is your rock "career"!
01:26
Those bloody baastads from the late shift haven't done the fockin washing up again!!!
01:56
Yo brother Christ on a bike, thought you were dead, again. Glad to hear you're not residing in the Kingdom of the good Lord. You been brokering peace in the middle east? Be safe, be seen, especially at night.
09:13
Those clips are fucking terrifying. I was shitting my pants just doing the voice over. I am still more rock that mount fucking everest so why don't you just fuck off and die and come back again. Sandal wearing girl.
21:00
Well snap my Grannies! You learn something everyday.
And #1 is true, so true. ;)
07:35
I don't know either.
11:32
Dear Madam, I have recently purchased a young pup and have a dog related question. Please could you tell me which breed of dog has the biggest cock
03:55
the bible loves gene simmons sexy tounge. who doesnt? and ya, another fucking well know point to know is that my wang emits a radioactive isotope that makes womens tits grow huge and makes dudes want to plunge their balls into a bucket of aids.
09:10
Truly insightful Mr Fighter man
16:19
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