Who ate all the pies?

Heather Mills-McCartney's plans for world domination are nearing completion.

After only four years investment and a little bit of slap and tickle, reports suggest Mills-McCartney may earn anywhere between 50 and 400 million pounds, when her divorce from Paul McCartney is finalised.

In the weeks leading to the break up, Mills-McCartney has strenuously denied there would be any separation from her husband's money. Just last week Heather was reported as saying, "Paul's money and I are still very much together. I love his money 100%."

Friends of Heather Mills-McCartney, who lied about her whereabouts, said she had been in "constant touch" with Paul's accountant.

A statement from Paul McCartney on his website said, "It's been suggested that Heather married me out of love but there is not an ounce of truth in this. I've always been prepared to pay for sex with one legged ladies. I'm a very generous person."

Heather's website made no mention of the divorce. Her news section ran a plug for her new self-help book, 'World Domination in 1469 Days.'

Sir Paul, an old hippie at heart, is said to smoke himself into a delerium each night and make love to Heather's prosthetic lady leg.

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