Abducted
Please send help. I have been abducted by Sarah Beeny and she is forcing me to impregnate her. Miss Beeny's gestation period is only a single episode of Streets Ahead. I can't continue shagging the tits off Sarah Beeny for much longer. My cock is sore. I am unsure of my location as my face is firmly taped to Miss Beeny's ample chest. Please send help.Categories: Unclassified
posted by Winston Q Niles at 14:17
7 Comments:
You lucky bugger.
14:26
Can you send up some kind of smoke signal?
23:32
hilarious!
20:54
Dear Scotland Yard, unable to send smoke, my matches are wet
14:11
Try sticking your finger firmly up her ass. We believe there may be some kind of release mechanism up there.
12:32
Dear Scotland Yard, I insterted my thumb firmly up Miss Beeny's anal opening and discovered nothing but sweetcorn and peanuts. Although disappointed not to have found the release mechanism, I am overjoyed to have found a new source of food.
09:06
Don't eat them you fool! They may have gone past their use-by date. We are still unable to locate you and suggest you may just have to get used to it. At least it wasn't Jordan, then you'd be royally fucked. All the best in your new life from The boys in blue.
12:26
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