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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Voted No.1 Entertainment listing: SCOPE media awards 2006


SPACK OUT!
Flid around with this weekend's 'What's on?' guide for Disabalists.
Written by Joey's; read by Joey's.

Friday 24th March:

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Saturday 25th March:

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10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm coming to get you fuckers very slowly. Please don't hide upstairs.

23:49

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me too but please don't move around silently and quickly.

09:15

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I still alive?

10:07

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What with brail films for the deaf and now this braille phone there's been no better time to be a complete fucking deaf aid. It's brilliant. My brother's a spastic you know.

12:53

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No I'm not.

12:55

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love it when you see flids helping each other around town. Usually a lesser flid pushing a full on spack in a wheelchair. Christ, that really cracks me up and there should be more of it on television. I wonder if they take turns in the chair?

22:17

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I once knew this disablist who refused to let anyone make any exceptions for him or his fucking huge spack seat. He went too far when he had the wheels removed from his chair in my opinion. A lot of people were calling him gutsy but I don't know, I think he was just plain fucking stupid. He died when he couldn't cross the road before the traffic got him. I hear that he survived the initial impact and that they could've saved him if he hadn't insisted on crawling to the hospital. what a fucking knob.

22:26

 
Blogger Manny Kulkowski said...

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21:58

 
Blogger Manny Kulkowski said...

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00:49

 
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05:11

 

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