Rupert Everett is Gaylander

Born in the Gaylands of Scotland along time ago, Connor Macleod is banished from his village when he does not cry after taking it up the trombone.

With nothing more than his rusty stick, Macleod meets Ramirez, a traveling salesman (played by Dame Elton John) who teaches him the awful truth - he is immoral.

Ramirez shows Macleod the way of the pork sword until he is vicously poked up the wrong 'un by Kurgan, an immoral antiques dealer (played by Ian McShane).

Over the centuries Macleod survives the attempts of other immorals to bum him up. Modern day York is the location for "The Withering." The final battle where Macleod must fight to the brown death with the few remaining immorals and claim "The Prize." There can be only one.

This is Dick Shavings, high on crack cocaine. That's why I'm easy.



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