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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Celebrity Sex Position of the Week

The Jimmy Tarbuck
A variation of the Barry Manilow. The woman stands by the edge of the bed and insertion is from the rear via one of two routes - through the beef curtains or up the wrong 'un.

For an even more interesting experience, try wearing a hat. This not ony provides greater stability but allows for root deep penetration, especially up the pooh chute.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've tried the Jimmy Tarbuck with my wife and found that telling a few crap jokes also helps with balance. Have you ever tried the Paul Daniels? It's magic.

15:22

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a feature on the Bernie Cliffton? I hear it's a very hard technique to master.

15:48

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ron Atkinson is my favourite, folowed by the Eamon Holmes. I love it up the wrong 'un

17:07

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 'Lesley Ash' is fun but is a lot of hard work on the lips.

15:35

 

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