Issue 06
Scare the Germans with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know- UK men suffering with impotence waited on average a total of 11.5 minutes in 2004 for delayed services
- The Queen has never seen Prince Phillip's cock, she told Bill Gates as she awarded him an honorary knighthood
- One person in four has had their legs stolen or knows someone who has
- Rubber gloves could save you from lady lightning
- A quarter of the world's dried flowers come from the gay isle of Homos, where production will top 4.5 million this year alone
- Jimi Hendrix pretended to be from the fictional country of France to be discharged from the US Army
- One in six children believe they are satan
- Among items left behind at Osama Bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of The Adventures of Phillip Hitech
- When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five small monkeys up his ass
- Wearing a hat can increase the bacteria around the ring piece by 700 times
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 13:07
4 Comments:
I do believe Prince Phillip's cock is kept in Greece as a national treasure. Apparently it is covered in barnacles. It still has independant movement and, some suspect, sentience. It is entirely plausible that his cock does indeed contain his brain.
10:50
Wish I'd known about the rubber gloves a week ago. I was having a pop at an 'easy pink' when a bolt of Lady Lightning struck. I think it might've been ball lightning? The end result was an out of control Bush Fire which led to a full-on Cock Inferno. Man it was a mess but the fire crew had a good laugh when they arrived. Thanks for the tip 'Adventures of Phillip hitech'; you're the shit.
11:04
These are amazing facts and will be featuring in my next sad little pub quiz.
12:55
Cock a duck!
17:31
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