Issue 05
Bore your old granny dead with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know
- Although difficult, it is possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing your nipples
- Camilla Parker Bowles has a ring piece fashioned from Cornish gold
- Britain produces 700 regional man cheeses, more even than the fictional country of France
- If you part your hair on the left you are probably physically disabled
- 66 per cent of pet owners claim they allowed their pets to participate in love making
- The first same sex couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Morecambe and Wise
- In Tonga a monkey can be arrested for touching your balls
- 9 out of 10 Americans believe Joseph Stalin invented the light bulb
- It takes 75 litres of spunk to make a bottle of Libfraumanmilch
- When faced with danger, Carps can wrap his legs around his head to disguise himself as a fallen coconut shell and escape by walking backwards
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 18:09
11 Comments:
Man,I aint drinkin' Liebfraumilch again.
20:29
well I'd say that Kulkowski and Niles exchange 75 litres of spunk a day by themselves.
20:31
Bob, don't bring me into your brown turf war with Kulkowski, ya big pair of homos
20:35
this aint no fuckin' brown turf war,and don't deny it Niles,you eat Kulkowski out everyday.
20:39
Why are you so obsessed with our sex lives, Bob? Is it making you hard thinking about it, Bob? You fuckwit.
21:58
I think Bob's just jealous. He wants some two-on action, double poopsville stylee. Why not just get a DVD or something Bob?
16:53
What's your number, Bob? I'm free wednesday but must stress I am NOT gay.
15:02
I think the statistic in charlton kings for love making with your pets is probably nearer 80%. If anyone wants the video let me know
11:28
I think Bob'll be up for a bit of that.
14:09
Haven't you heard about Kulkowski and Niles' naked wrestling evenings?what those two get up to disturbs the fuck outta me,I can't get it outta my head...and where the living fuck is "charlton kings" is that by buck-ing-ham palace?
12:40
Dear Bob, you're attempts to defame us merely belittle you.
19:03
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