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Do you want to look like an English cunt? Then get the Hugh Grant wig. Guranteed to get the shit kicked out of you every time OR your money back.In all good hair piece stores around the country.
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posted by Winston Q Niles at 01:27
10 Comments:
Dear sirs, I bought one of these wigs and before I knew it I had some ropey old hooker sucking me off in a carpark. I was most alarmed.
12:21
I wore mine down Gloucester docks. Got bummed sore by some salty sea dogs. Most satisfying
21:33
You think that's bad, I had to go out with Liz Hurley after buying mine. I think she stores prawns in her fur-purse as I would regularly find them all over the bed in the morning. Can I sell you the exclusive story to pay for my therapy?
22:31
You already did, dick.
23:16
I look like a complete cunt in mine
00:56
that's a slight case of gilding the lily richard, you look like a complete cunt anyway!
14:49
Fuck off you cunting bitch. At least I can walk without falling over. That's it, I'm off to marry Paul O'Grady and have a hit show with him.
09:51
you lie, you "suave" twat, you'll never leave me, i'm far too gorg! oh, and on your way home, could you "forget to pay for" some stones ginger wine for me, i'm out of thunderbird already...
19:10
Why don't you just inject the liquers like you usually do? He's my bitch now and I'm gonna ride him like a cock horse all over my flat.
11:06
Cocking hell!
11:07
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