Issue 02
Amaze friends and startle teachers with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know- SCUBA divers can not pass wind
- Urine from Fern Britton is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel
- Napoleon's favourite type of wood was Knotty Ash
- Polar bears can eat as many as 86 Penguins in a single sitting. Although they don't like Custard Creams
- You can fit the world's twenty one smallest people in your pocket
- Pet superstores now sell about 40 percent of all Chinese food
- The average man will spend two weeks over his lifetime waiting for his cock to get hard
- More than 2500 left handed people are killed every year from using products made in France
- Most of the smokers in the world are children
- No part of your body can be folded more than seven times
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 13:32
19 Comments:
Fuck me!
00:55
As a person of Chinese descent I am offended that you think 40 percent of Chinese food is sold in pet stores. I beleieve the figure is closer to 31 percent. Asshole.
14:17
This is true, I once attempted a sausage fold and was told I would never break the magic seven. I managed an uncomfortable eight but this resulted in my cock shooting off like an elastic band. As a result I have since been pissing through a MacDonald's straw and simulating sex using various fresh vegetables. Nobody seems to have noticed a difference however.
00:48
This shit should be on the national curriculum! I'm gonna walk my GCSE's now!
01:03
Fucking Frenchie. What a bunch of cunts.
02:38
To be fair,and to be more concise,the French are not "cunts",as they do not exist,France,indeed,being a fictional country,which was stated in the fucking article.
08:19
Are you sure that's not Dr Jonathan Titty? True enough France as we all know is a fictional country. The French do however exist and it is their continual belief in their fictional country that allows them to do so. Some say they're just too fucking lazy to have a real country which may explain why they kept trying to nick bits of ours all those years ago, which coincidentally, is the source of all their cuntism.
08:26
Yes, but yours is the hypothetical thesis which was explored by Dr Keith Soames hrs.bsc.td. in his famous book-"French:cunts",I myself do not subscribe to this theory.THEY DO NOT EXIST!!
08:39
er..I've been waitin' 2 weeks for my cock to get hard...
08:46
They're out there man. Watch the skies.
10:22
oh fuck off
11:18
Dearest Dr Jonathan, you are indeed a thick cunt. If the French do not exist how can 2,500 left handed people die from products made in the fictional country of France? I have been to said fictional country and can testify to the existence of French people. A certain amount of belief that France actually exists can aid footing when travelling therein. Also, 'fuck off' is not a scientific or academic argument.
10:35
Bob you're a lazy bastard, you need to touch yourself
14:55
I'm part french
14:56
They're in the fucking pies man. Watch the pies.
15:00
Fuck you Niles,your probably Kulkowski's little bitch boy aintcha?"which hole do you want to use today kulkowski?how 'bout a reacharound before supper Kulkowski?it'll feel the same in my mouth Kulkowski........"
18:33
man.Bob ya bastard!I was goin' like a jackhammer till I read your comment.
18:38
I feel sick!!!
18:39
It doesn't feel the same in his mouth.
19:23
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