ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
As part of our community service for crimes against humanity we have to publish this Government warning:++A number of 'Bargain Booze' lighters have illegally entered the country. These lighters are extremely dangerous and should not be approached. This is a suspected terrorist chemical attack. Government analists have surmised the plan is to have us smoke ourselves to death over a very long time period. If sighted the Bargain Booze lighter should be reported to the local fuzz. DO NOT APPROACH OR ENGAGE IN CONVERSATION.++
We at The Adventures of Phillip Hitech have consulted the nearest thing we could find to a scientist, Dr Larry Badjob.
'I don't think there's any need to panic really but this could be the end of human life as we know it.'
Categories: Unclassified
posted by Manny Kulkowski at 11:04
14 Comments:
Oh cock!
11:32
I am not gay.
11:37
It's true, noel isn't gay, I'd heard this rumour a few years ago and contacted his agent to arrange a "cottaging" weekend, and was told noel is "no longer a bum-troubler". Apparently he'd found God (who was sleeping in a rubbish bin round the back of lidl), and had been "cured" of his "ailment...
15:47
is that my lighter?
21:45
It has been sent on to local government officials. You may be able to visit it on weekends.
21:55
That's as maybe miss slater but really, if noel isn't gay what was swap shop all about?
21:56
give me my fucking lighter back Kulkowski,or those photos of you and Bob will be over the internet like a disease man.
00:09
I'd like to see "DR Larry Badjob's" credentials if you don't mind.who is this man,and why should the public listen to him?Answer THE QUESTION!Kulobsi and knowles or whatever your fucking names are.
00:21
Only joking,happy new year,Winston and Manny!
00:28
Thank fuck for that......
00:29
Thank fuck for what? the end of the world?
05:39
Lets sell them on ebay
05:39
Dear Anonymous, that would be an act of treason and punishable by exile to France.
14:27
..I still havent got my lighter back.
08:32
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