3 cunts in a shitbag

This week sees the start of the new BBC series 'Three men in a boat'. A faifhful reproduction of Jerome K Jerome's classic novel telling the tale of the world's longest known pub crawl which took in the pubs of the entire British Isles, which at that time was the size of America.

Griff Rhys Jones, Rory McGrath and Dara O'Brien (pictured above) are in the boat and the show features raw footage of these rare animals in the wild.

A BBC spokesman told us,

'We really wanted to call this Three cunts in a Shitbag and originally planned to have Bill Oddie on board. But due to an obscure broadcast regulation we discovered we are not allowed to have any more than two cunts on the television at one time in one show. So we got Dara in as technically he is just a bit of a nobber and not a fully fledged cunt, though he may catch Cuntism over time exposed to the other two which could make really good TV'

'We're particularly worried about Rory though as he has had his head up his ass for at least the last three years. We don't know if he might slip further up there but have a team of specialists on hand should this happen. Griff is currently providing oxygen to Rory through a straw up the ass and has offered to lead an expedition up there to get him out. This could make really good TV and may feature as part of our Summer line-up.'

The interview ended with this statement,

'Yes, we hope the boat sinks too.'

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