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Monday, December 19, 2005

Dr Badjob's Sexual Preference Tool

Does your record collection include The Lighthouse Family? Are you tempted to buy a blue Nissan Micra? If you have answered yes to any of these questions, then you may be uncertain of your sexuality. But don’t worry, help is at hand!!

Dr Badjob has developed the Sexual Preference Tool for such emergencies. Utilizing sophisticated algorithms the Sexual Preference Tool will determine your Bender Quotient. The service is free and discreet, so your mates need never know. For an instantaneous decision immediately click on the link below. Homosexuality is for life. Not just for Christmas.

Dr Badjob's Sexual Preference Tool

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6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a friend with a Nissan Blue Micra...should I get my vadge checked out?

18:37

 
Blogger Winston Q Niles said...

Dear Elizabeth, I really would get it serviced and maybe have the oil changed. A dry vadge is of no use to anyone. God bless. Happy Christmas

01:37

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What tom foolery is this. i am not a homosexual.

22:11

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not an internet pervert

22:14

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was thinking of going gay for christmas could you please tell me what a "reacharound" is?

18:42

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come off it Noel, we all know what Swap Shop was really all about. You've buggered more holes than a badger baiter.

11:58

 

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