BIOHAZARD
A bad case of Elephantitis broke out in the gents toilets, at lunch time today. Poor sanitary conditions provided the perfect environment for the parasitic worm, responsible for Elephantitis, to flourish under the rim. The parasite was transferred to the genitals through toilet seat contact.Unfortunately, Bernie in Accounting now has bollocks the size of space hoppers and might have to have them off, and Dick Evans in Admin suffered severe facial disfigurement after dropping his monocle down the pan. The poor fuckers.
Dr Larry Badjob issued the following statement, “Fuck me, I’ve never seen anything like it.”
We have consequently had to sack our cleaner as she smells of stinky piss.
Categories: Dr Larry Badjob
posted by Winston Q Niles at 02:03
6 Comments:
cock
21:34
IS THAT LEGO!
11:57
elephantitis is mre common than you know there are elephants walking around all over the place.
Do knobs get it as it would be most pleasing.
12:00
from personal experience its no laughing matter,having bollocks the size of space hoppers.ask me 'usband!
07:47
WHATDOYOUMEANISTINKOFPISS??!!!!!!!!
07:49
She may have stank like piss but she blew like sweet honey.
23:05
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