Happy Birthday Mr Carps
Judith Chalmers has informed The Adventures of Phillip Hitech that the 8th of December is Carps' birthday. When asked how old Carps will be today, Miss Chalmers replied, "I believe he’s older than George Burns."Mr Burns was unavailable for comment.
Categories: Carps
posted by Winston Q Niles at 21:37
2 Comments:
why dont they cut him in half and count the fuckin' rings?
17:56
word on the street is you dont have to go that far bob, as his dick is like a trunk and all you need to do is wrap your hand around it, its 1mm for every year or was it inch! we have it from a very reliable female porn star that it is in fact mm and the famous but not Mr carps - whoever he is ,is in his mid thirties.
05:53
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