God found! She's black and she's bound to attack!

US Scientists revealed their amazing discovery today at the Larry Hagman institute of Applied Creams.
Using advanced trans-dimensional tracking they believe to have photographic evidence of God's existence.

'Snowflake is not yet advanced enough to know exactly where but we know she's out there. Some of us suspect she may be everywhere but we're not sure of anything.'

Development of 'Snowflake', the US' vast neural network, is believed to have begun in the mid 60's. Though shrouded in secrecy it is rumoured to be connected to the tireless examination of monkey brains throughout that decade.
Scientists say the discovery was made at 5.15pm following a rowdy game of Shins.

'The proof is in the biscuit. God is out there. She's a woman and she's black.'

The Pope was unavailable for comment.
The Pentagon issued this reaction to the news.

'Having assessed the situation we can confirm that God is an immediate threat to global security. God is charged with the causing of all man's woes, links to sacrificial killings and Genocide. This kind of terrorism must be stamped out. Every action will be taken to lactate and destroy this Mama-san.'

The Pentagon are keen to speak with the Devil.













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