Harry Secombe to wed marshmallow.

Yes, the mad old bastard's finally gone over the edge. Speaking from the afterlife Harry told us,
'Well, it was either that or a scone. I guess the softer centre won me over.'
The wedding is scheduled for late August, once filming for his new series of Whicker's world is completed.
'I'm planning to bung the vicar a tenner and get her over the table quick smart really'
Harry quashed rumours of an illicit affair with a bar of fudge.
'It's all a load of nonsense, who ever heard of anyone being interested in fudge?' he scoffed.
The bar of fudge was unresponsive when questioned.
Harry has requested no presents but donations to the Survivors of Clerical Incidents fund will be appreciated. Harry praised the sterling work of the often depraved clerical underbelly.
'Nobody appreciates the risks these people take for us and nobody's there for them when it all goes wrong.'

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