Who is Carps?

In response to the question posted by a random twat.

Once we extracted our monkey researchers from the machinery we were on the phone and speaking with the Vatican. Alas Herr Pope was unable to speak to us personally but a very nice cleric suggested we speak with the C.I.A. The C.I.A gave us the following statement:

“We do not know, have never known or will ever know this man Carps. We disavow any knowledge of Carps being part of an elite Green Beret A-Team sent into Iran in the mid 1970’s to destabilize the Shah. We disavow any knowledge of Carps’ involvement in the Easter Revolution and the resulting Iranian Cat Crisis.”

We believe the picture above was taken of Carps in the 1930's. Once our monkey researchers have had a lie down we will continue our pursuit of the elusive Carps.

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