Tom Hanks in asteroid collision

An asteroid discovered in space is on an impact course with Tom Hanks and could strike the actor on 1st February, 2019.

Astronomers estimate the asteroid to be about 2 kilometers wide and predictions suggest the object will attain an impact velocity of 28 kilometers a second when it strikes Tom Hanks.

Could it be deflected?

Sir Patrick Moore - "As Tom Hanks lives on earth, the devastation to our planet could be immense. The force of the impact would be enough to wipe out an entire continent and cause global fashion changes.

In 2019 I will most likely be dead. Tom Hanks will be 62 and of no use to anyone. I suggest we strap Hanks to a massive rocket and fire the cunt into space, thus altering the asteroid's trajectory and defelcting it away from earth."

Tom Hanks circles the sun every 365 days and has now become the most threatening object on earth. His films include I'm A Cunt, Catch Me If You Can (2003), I've God Shingles (1998), Forrest Dumb Cunt (1994) and The Man With A Red Cunt (1985).

Tom Hanks was unavailable for comment as he was shitting his pants. What a cunt.

Check out Patrick Moore at - The Sky At Night

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