Advertisement: Valerie Singleton's Tit Rope
Do your wabs have their own postcode? Fed up of being mistaken for Sarah Beeny?Fuck me there is a cure! Valerie Singleton’s Tit Rope.
Developed by Dr Larry Badjob for the NASA space program, the patented anti-sagbag device employs a tit matrix to bend space-time and negate the effects of gravity. After only one application tits become noticeably youthful and pert in appearance.
Valerie Singleton says, "It's like a time-machine for tits. Fucking brilliant!"
Tit Rope as worn by Valerie Singleton in the Blue Peter garden is available in all good lady shops for $19.99.
Warning: Tit Rope may chafe.
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posted by Winston Q Niles at 16:44
10 Comments:
This looks more like a male pleasure toy than a female undergarment. I quite fancy giving it a go enhance the sex life and all, am loggin on right now to buy one only hope the other half stands still long enough to put it on him!
05:33
Tittastic!
05:34
fuck me them fucking tits look fucking fuckable
03:09
Thankyou madam.
20:44
I've got brewer's droop and I was wondering if Miss Singleton would consider a support system for the male ball sack.
14:00
I'm very interested in receiving more information about the tit rope,but wonder about the sizing,I'm a big girl.
12:02
Dear Fanny, Valerie Singleton's Tit Rope comes by the yard and is designed with the bigger tit in mind. If you require a precise tit measurement drop us a line and Manny and myself will be round with the Wabometer. Tit Rope can be found in all good hardware stores. God bless and Happy Christmas
13:12
yeah merry xmas to you too. perhaps we could meet up in new year. u and manny must visit with wabometer.
16:30
We're there.
22:23
good post :)
19:50
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