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Sunday, December 11, 2005

Advertisement: Valerie Singleton's Tit Rope

Do your wabs have their own postcode? Fed up of being mistaken for Sarah Beeny?

Fuck me there is a cure! Valerie Singleton’s Tit Rope.

Developed by Dr Larry Badjob for the NASA space program, the patented anti-sagbag device employs a tit matrix to bend space-time and negate the effects of gravity. After only one application tits become noticeably youthful and pert in appearance.

Valerie Singleton says, "It's like a time-machine for tits. Fucking brilliant!"

Tit Rope as worn by Valerie Singleton in the Blue Peter garden is available in all good lady shops for $19.99.

Warning: Tit Rope may chafe.

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12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This looks more like a male pleasure toy than a female undergarment. I quite fancy giving it a go enhance the sex life and all, am loggin on right now to buy one only hope the other half stands still long enough to put it on him!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tittastic!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck me them fucking tits look fucking fuckable

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Anonymous Mrs E Cavanagh said...

Thankyou madam.

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Anonymous Benjamin Disraeli said...

I've got brewer's droop and I was wondering if Miss Singleton would consider a support system for the male ball sack.

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Anonymous Fanny Vaginismus said...

I'm very interested in receiving more information about the tit rope,but wonder about the sizing,I'm a big girl.

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Blogger Winston Q Niles said...

Dear Fanny, Valerie Singleton's Tit Rope comes by the yard and is designed with the bigger tit in mind. If you require a precise tit measurement drop us a line and Manny and myself will be round with the Wabometer. Tit Rope can be found in all good hardware stores. God bless and Happy Christmas

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Anonymous fanny vaginismus said...

yeah merry xmas to you too. perhaps we could meet up in new year. u and manny must visit with wabometer.

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Blogger Manny Kulkowski said...

We're there.

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