Amaze friends and startle teachers with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know.

1. Mariah Carey's vagina is the hottest place on earth
2. A dog's naked ass leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against your face
3. Earth is the only planet to be named after the pagan God, Rolf Harris
4. In an average day an American will eat 200lbs of peanuts
5. The most used word in the English language is cock
6. France consumes more cock per year than any other fictional country
7. Tippex can be used as a tooth whitener
8. America once had a turkey as president
9. At least 50% of women have one breast bigger than their head
10. The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is, "Fuck off ya pikey bastard."

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