Return of the Mac!

Hurrah!
The office raincoat has returned though the matching travel bag is still missing.
All at The Adventures of Phillip Hitech would like to take this opportunity to stress how much we missed the coat during it's absence. Q Niles would often prance up and down, his sash at a jaunty angle, singing jolly show themes in this eye catching number. What joy that brought us all.
Sadly without the matching travel bag he says it's just not the same coat and refuses to sing. He is still prancing however.
Whoever has the bag please return it. Q Niles is lead soprano in our New Year office Opera; Shit on sticks.
We'll send you all the hot beef slices you could ever eat and free tickets to the show. Go on, make a cunt happy for the new year.
Shit on Sticks will be playing at the Limp Leaf, sexual dysfunction bar, Lower Cockinham.
Features live monkey jacuzzi show with Japs Isore, head of our Norwegian office.

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