Spunk - Episode One

Apologies to our adoring public who have been left craving like junkies awaiting new product. The past four days and nights have been spent fighting a bloody and protracted withdrawal from our office Christmas party. Recall of the event is a little hazy and no one knows who fired first. There are those of us who are still M.I.A. Our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Due to a drug induced, paint related accident Manny was unable to book The Biscuit Barrel for the office party. Whilst attempting to recreate Jill Masterson’s role in Goldfinger, Manny was overcome by fumes after painting his body gold. For the better part of a bank holiday weekend, Manny lay unconscious in the ladies toilet covered in nineteen different types of piss.

Manny’s near lifeless body was eventually discovered by Ronnie Corbett, the office dog. Without thought for his own safety, Ronnie Corbett attempted to revive Manny by licking his balls and sniffing his ring piece. Manny finally regained consciousness when Ronnie Corbett tried to mount him.

This fuck up was of such epic proportions that it registered on the Richter Scale and could be felt in Pakistan. The only venue accepting bookings in Upper Cockhampton was Spunk- the gay bar.

More Spunk to come...

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