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posted by Manny Kulkowski at 10:07
15 Comments:
I got my pack of Danish Sperm but when I sat down for a good frig and opened the packet I found said spuff to be full of love lumps and rather stringy. Can you send me a fresh pack please?
15:03
Dear Bean flicker, Sorry but no, we've run out. The monkeys were getting thirsty and nobody had locked the store room. Can we offer you a sieve?
10:05
Mine was the same and it tasted of bacon. I also think I may have had an allergic reaction as I am now growing a small Ukranian immigrant on my neck. If I send in a picture will Dr Badjob give me a diagnosis?
10:12
I found that mixed with a small amount of PVA and water it makes a smashing baste for the sunday joint. Spiffing stuff!
10:28
Its not fair,I've been a subscriber since the beginning,and there's been no sperm for me!!!
21:01
Dear Mrs B Tibbs, it isn't fair but that's life. Try contacting your local sperm bank as they often have sloppy seconds going spare.
23:19
Dear Mrs E Cavanagh, Yes please send it in as we could do with a good laugh. Dr Badjob will take a look but we are in no way taking any responsibility for this. Please note: DANISH SPERM IS NOT INTENDED FOR ORAL CONSUMPTION.
00:15
Do you have any sperm from other countries? Am happy to accept sperm from other species also. Don't worry about the sieve, found the love lumps make for a tasty in between meals snack.
00:57
Dear Joan, We do have an abundance of Monkey semen in the office at present. We'll try and get a bucket load to you as soon as possible. You'll have to pick the hairs out yourself though.
01:06
Cheers all and keep up the good work. I look forward to you coming in my box on a daily basis!
02:32
I don't like stringy sperm.
08:25
If you want a hot splash I've plenty spare
08:33
Yes please.
09:29
what are we tallking about?
15:22
could somebody please contact Mr Penny's carer and inform them he is on their computer again.
18:37
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