Face of Carps discovered in vagina

The face of Carps has been found in the vagina of Mrs Hilary Wank, 68, from Seven Oaks, Kent. Mrs Wank, a retired school teacher, did not realise the significance of her discovery until she wrote to the Reader's Digest.

Hilary Wank gave us the following interview. "I was checking out my vadge in the mirror. You have to after a certain age you know, especially when you've had an active sex life. I wasn't wearing my reading glasses, so I couldn't make out what it was. When I called my husband in to have a look he thought it might be cancer. I told him he was just being daft. I wrote to the Reader's Digest and they sent a lovely lad round to have a look. When he told me I had the face of Carps in my vagina I was over the moon. Everyone's talking about my muff. I've even been on Richard and Judy."

Experts in the Vatican believe the appearance of Carps in Hilary Wank's vagina is a sign from God and signals the beginning of the biblical apocalypse. According to The Book of Revelation, "When Carps cometh in the lady area, this shall signal the beginning of the end times."

Hilalry Wank's vagina can be seen on The Discovery Channel.

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