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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

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Clit Cum Clean's patented foaming action simply cuts through the toughest lady problems like spilt mess, limescale, muff rust and those difficult to shift, dried in man stains. Simply spray onto the lady area, leave for up to one minute and wipe away. Your fittings will sparkle and the lady fragrance will leave you smelling fem fresh. Beats the ass off Fanny Bleach.

Testimonials
Jennifer Lopez, USA
I first saw Clit Cum Clean on Spirograph TV several months ago and decided to give it a try. The advert said it would leave my clit sparkling clean. I love this product. It's fucking magic.

Mrs E. Cavanagh, UK
It will amaze you. It did my husband. My spangle really sparkles. It even glows in the dark.

Lady Handshandy, Fantasy Island
I'm really pleased with this product. Feminine hygiene is no longer an issue for me. It even removes man grease. Thank you Fox and Badger.

Warning: Always test on an inconspicuous area first. Not to be used internally. May be abrasive. May cause chaffing. May cause skin irritation. May burn. May cause infertility. May cause death.

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8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you buy it in the shops or is it mail order?

01:48

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i knowz i'm a dumb cunt but can i use it on my manoire?

01:49

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, you'd need Cock Soda for that you dumb cunt.

10:19

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you'll find that's Penoir, as in the masculine of Fanoir. You fucking dumb cunt,Penny.

11:37

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't use it because I've got Bolweavels

15:49

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My spangle really sparkles. My fittings have come up a right treat. I've thrown away my tin of Lady Brasso. I will always use Clit Cum Clean from now on.

16:43

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, I haven't seen Bill this happy in ages. He just loves to play sax whilst viewing himself in my shiny shiny clit. The evenings just fly by!

20:46

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I must admit I've used Clit Cum Cream. It left me a bit sore round the old beef curtains.

13:28

 

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