Issue 03
Amaze friends and startle teachers with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know- The average number of days a German goes without washing is seven
- Monkeys have 49 words for banana but only 1 word for piss
- Tom Selleck often hangs from tree branches by his amazing prehensile penis
- Sucking cock will cause a breathalyzer to read zero
- Judy Finnegan invented peanut butter
- Carps' voice has the same romance enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White
- Iceland is the dumbest country in the world
- Body odour was invented by Coco Channel
- Watching Coronation Street burns more calories than running a marathon
- Afghanistan is the world's cardigan capital
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 01:09
10 Comments:
Is Tom Selleck dead? What about his moustache, has that survived?
05:42
I heard Carps once and he made me creamier than a cream slice on creamy day. Boy, I slipped the finger right in there....J
11:06
I know I'm a dumb cunt but is this shit the truth?
08:31
Yes you dumb cunt. Can there be a poll or something to see if Tony Penny really is the dumbest cunt out there?
14:35
Dear Lady Handshandy, so nice to hear from you after all these years. I really thought you'd died from the gout. I have fond memories of our last meeting in April '75. We were sat on the veranda of the American Embassy. You tossed me off with your rough, callused hand, whilst White Christmas played on the radio and Saigon was about to fall. Such happy memories.
19:34
That was you? I thought it was my husband as I believed him to be the only man alive with a two inch penis. You dirty perverted oik.
10:26
Cocking hell
14:48
Cock that
22:39
I've heard Carps' voice,I would describe it as a high pitched whine that gets progressively screechier as he talks.he tries to compensate for this by tying spacehoppers to his feet,and applying fake ginger stubble to his cheeks.
18:22
I've heard this story too. Have also heard that he's quite the cunt when you get close up but the spacehoppers make this an incredibly hard thing to do. He is very agile on these apparently. Our Monkey researchers inform us that he possibly uses man-glue to apply the ginger stubble.
09:51
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