Dick Shavings - Celebrity Profile
Richard Butt Face EvansThe bastard child of Lady Lovestick Evans, whore of Satan, and Schnorbitz the dog, Richard Butt Face Evans was born in Crumbly Corners in 1937 and raised by Butt Monks.
The stand-up comedian began his career frightening small children and old ladies in the Rhyl and Prestatyn area. In 1964 Richard Butt Face Evans found fame on Hughie Green's Opportunity Knocks. Because his act featured jokes about bum buggery and he had an ass for a face, Evans was given the nickname, 'Butt Face.' During the 1970s, Richard Butt Face Evans regularly appeared at the Bum Hole Club.
Tight assed and butt faced in real life, Evans' on stage persona of a gormless, twat of a man proved popular in the fictional country of France. By 1978 Evans was broke after losing his money as a failed hot beef slice baron. Faced with a huge unpaid Ugly Tax bill, Butt Face Evans faked his own death by becoming a fictional citizen in the country that had embraced him as a comic.
Today Richard Butt Face Evans lives as a woman in the fictional country of France. He makes a living as a private dancer.
This is Dick Shavings knocking one off.
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posted by Winston Q Niles at 23:46
3 Comments:
maybe it was an unintentional oversight on dick's part, but he failed to mention "butt face" evans' notallowedtoparkherephilia.
13:40
...........Schnorbitz the dog were my dad as well!!!!!
17:54
I'm gonna burn down your offices you bunch of bastards.
12:42
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