Issue 04
Impress birds and get yourself laid with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know- The average guest at a Buckingham Palace garden party will be touched up fourteen times
- Antony Worrall-Thompson's beard swam the English Channel in his youth
- France has surrendered more times than any other nation on earth
- Due to the angle a which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a picture of Carps during sex with yourself greatly increases the orgasm
- Every drop of Des O'Connor's urine contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms
- The Prince of Wales will die if his pubic hair gets wet
- The sound you hear when you cock one off in the bath, is the sound of nitrogen bubbles bursting
- Testicules was a Greek philospher from the island of Homos
- There are an estimated 60 million people in the fictional country of France in a persitent vegatative state
- Nelson probably had a very broad cock
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 14:51
22 Comments:
Well cock-man-do!
17:23
I was invited to the palace for a garden party once. Before I knew it, her majesty had me put in the tower of London and proceeeded to bugger me senseless with a fucking huge electrified strap-on. Prince Phillip watched the whole thing while he jacked off over a corgi. They're sick individuals.
09:42
I tried to shag Carps once he cried like a bitch blah,blah,blah.....
15:15
p.s where's the focking burberry?
15:16
It may well have been one of the many Carps imposters out there. It is doubtful it was the actual Carps as latest research would put his current age at 40 billion years. The Burberry is perhaps in your ass?
10:22
thought it was a bit wrinkly and shrivelled! The burberry is definately not up my ass
20:27
Please send in any suggestions as to what may be up Ms Chavette's ass this week. The best one gets a hot beef slice and a pack of deluxe cream crunch.
22:45
Is it a renault clio?
22:47
It's my hand, if she'll just give me her number.
22:48
you haven't see me yet! impressive ass but shame about the face. as for renault clio, it would be more like a 4x4 - much more cool and chavvy. how big is this prize beef slice?
20:55
Boy, it's one big slice of beef and it's oh so hot. Can you send in a picture of either your face or your ass or both, then we can run a regular competition? We will perhaps send you on some 'pork fancies' in return.
23:04
I couldn't give a fuck as long as I can get me hand up a lady's wrong 'un.
23:05
Is it Wee Jimmy Krankee?
01:21
I bet it's Manchester United
14:06
Is it a mechanical device of some kind?
12:38
steve, you can reach me on 0891 121 ASS. Nobody's guessed yet about my ass, but keep trying! Manny, not much difference from my face to my ass, as you well know! Keep that beef warm for me and will send u a pic!
13:32
I tried the number but it doesn't seem to exist. Shame, looks like I'll never get me mitt up a lady's wrong-un now.
20:16
Cheers for the pic, did you take it from your set in 'Leisure Chav'? Hot beef will be in your box soon.
20:18
manny, the picture was actually from the ' chav's bitches'page in Hard Man magazine. I'm wearing my burberry bikini in the Leisure Chav spread. u should know, you took them! Sorry Steve, my ass comes at a price!
20:31
Well, how much do you want to give me? Spose I could do with some extra cash, benefit fraud don't pay what it used to.
12:46
try claiming disability allowance then! shouldn't be to hard for you to fool them
15:50
My 'freelance photography' is probably best not mentioned really. I am still a wanted man in many countries for this.
16:53
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