Genghis Carps
Our monkey researchers have discovered that approximately 16 million men around the world are descended from the warlord Genghis Carps.
Carps conquered most of the Anal Peninsular in the 13th century and founded an empire, which at its height, stretched from the Anal Cleft to the Furry Love Palace.
Although a little runt of a man, Carps was popular with the ladies. What he lacked in stature he made up for with his impressive penis which he used to wang about in battle.
Carps would ride into battle on the back of a donkey, wearing nothing but a cheeky grin and shouting his war cry, "Oh, shitting hell." Carps' military conquests were frequently characterised by an immense loss of blood, usually his own.
Documents recently discovered show that after each battle Carps would have first pick of the lovely ladies and would engage in grotesque acts of hand spankery in his wank tent.
Descendents of Carps include the Flemish Royal Family, Felicity Kendal and Larry Hagman.
Categories: Carps
10 Comments:
Well fuck a duck
21:21
I believe I'm a descendent of Carps, you know.
19:55
If I'm related to Genghis Carps does that mean I'm not gay?
20:19
Nothing will ever stop you being gay Noel. It may cure your spasticism though.
22:55
I've read lot's of history books and have found no mention of this Genghis Carps character. Are you sure this isn't all just made up?
12:25
I have never read such puerile nonsense,in all my career.This is the most pathetic,crude,attempt at a website that I've ever had the misfortune to read.Goodbye.
12:30
Hey Jeremy don't forget to take my cock out of your mouth before you go!
13:14
Somebody get him help, the man's possessed!
18:59
I think he's possibly more obsessed than possessed Jeremy, you psuedo-cock.
12:39
I think I must be related to Genghis Carps as I am indeed a little runt of a man. Though I must say the penis size has reduced somewhat over the generations as I have what has affectionately been called 'The Pea-nus'.
11:23
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