Issue 07
Induce brain damage with ten fantastic facts you should fucking well know - Porn shops must pay an annual royalty to cover shoppers who knock one off before they buy
- MPs use communal pubic hair brushes in the washrooms of the Houses of Parliament
- You are ten times more likely to to be bitten by a French man than a rat
- Alfred Hitchcock had his ring piece removed during the second world war to prevent Nazi infiltration
- Tim Henman is a cock and cannot play tennis
- There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of mice
- 'My Cock In Your Ass' is the official song of The Boy Scouts
- Canada is an Indian word meaning 'big vadge'
- Chewing gum whilst being buggered will keep you from crying
- The world's most popular hobby is midwifery
Categories: Well Fuck Me!
posted by Winston Q Niles at 13:48
3 Comments:
I took up midwifery last summer and have found it's opened up a whole new avenue for me to explore. Brilliant!
23:55
My local porn vendor got around that royalty by charging an extortional amount for Kleenex. Bastards get you all ways.
22:15
You bastards. It's not easy being a cunt like me you know.
22:12
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