The weekly Game

Yes, that's right.... TV twat Rory McGrath has been in Miss Chavette's ass all week. Despite being recently hauled out of his own ass Rory elected to spend a further week in the anal penisular. Speaking from Miss Chavette's ass he told us;

"It's a wonderful place to visit and actually makes an absolutely incredible place to live. I love it."

Unfortunately Rory has claimed squatters rights and is not co-operating with local authorities efforts to remove him. X-rays show Rory to be firmly ensconced in the upper regions of Miss Chavette's poo canal. Dr Larry Badjob explained the gravity of the situation.

"If Rory McGrath burrows any further up her anal slipway he could end up in her stomach and from there, who knows, maybe her heart and that would prove rather uncomfortable. The police are here now with long poles to try and dislodge him but the risk is they may actually push him further up. I advocate surgery personally."

As a result of this Hey, Miss Chavette....what's in your ass? will have to be suspended until the poor girl has recovered.

The winner of last week's game is Les who guessed Sweetcorn. Fuck it, it's close enough. Once we've found Alan Scrotum we'll send him on along with the custard creams and the flaming monkey. Well done!

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