The Adventures of Phillip Hitech voted 'best gay read'
The Adventures of Phillip Hitech has been named Britain's favourite gay website at The Best Gay Read Awards. The award was presented by Dame Elton John at The Mantastic Man Festival in Brighton last night.A relative new comer to the gay scene, The Adventures of Phillip Hitech faced stiff man competition from more established gay for pay sites such as Mary's, Twilightmen, Bent4Rent and GayBarSlut.
Manny Kulkowski, who has the ass of a twelve year old boy, had this to say, "I once got my ass pinched in a gay night club whilst dancing to Kylie Minogue. It's the closet I've ever come to having man sex. I almost spermed my pants!"
Winston Q Niles gave us these words, "My favourite colour really is brown."
Q Niles and Kulkowski at The Mantastic Man Festival last night. Cocktails and a finger buffet were provided.
Categories: John Craven’s Newsround
posted by Winston Q Niles at 14:16
19 Comments:
I ain't no nerder
07:23
You bitches, we were meant to get that 'Up the wrong un' award for our extensive work reporting correct etiquette for the gentleman's 'reach around'. We're going to appeal this decision and we're taking it right to the top, we're speaking to the Gaylander himself. Neither of you have even eaten cock for christ's sake! You two are an abomination and we hope you die a fashion death!
20:29
I must object most strongly. Winston Q Niles often has the salty 'produce of the sea' dribbling from his mouth and holds the world record for holding the most sailor's cocks in his mouth at one time; 47 for those interested in figures, 48 if you include Roy Castle, 49 if you add his trumpet. I think that qualifies. You lost so, screw you homo.
Stevie, you are not a nerder despite many accusations of such from the clouded universe you live within. I feel I must remind you that you cannot however make a spider run an obstacle course. He just won't do it.
20:42
I knew it!!!!I've been telling people for years Kulkowski and Niles drink man milk,hell,they had plenty o'mine.
11:53
Why don't you learn to read properly Bob? Q Niles qualifies us both due to his rampant homophones. I have merely tasted 'sea prawns' from the 'murky crevice'. They were very nice. Q Niles says he'll meet you at the usual place for the usual amount. Fuck knows what it means but I gave up trying to understand him years ago.
12:24
Any man milk I may have inadvertently consumed was for research purposes only. I do not have homophones, this is a myth irresponsibly manufactured by the press. The condition from which I suffer is Hydrophones. A side effect of which is the ability to hear sound underwater. Ya butt monks
10:14
Q Niles can also taste spunk in 70 different languages.
15:11
HURRAH! You've won an award! Woo-Hoo!!
And again, your comments here are every bit as funny as the post. I'm laughing so hard! LOL!
00:45
We didn't even know we'd been entered until it was too late. Bloody liberty really.
09:45
Ya don't normally have a problem knowing when you've been entered Kulkowski.
18:55
Bob, I think I preferred it when you were in prison. Won't they let you back in?
21:43
it wouldnt be the same without the "soapy shower evenings" you and Niles used to host.Maybe if ya get arrested for sodomy again,I might be interested.
15:12
Hey, I may have sodomised fruit in the confines of my own house but I don't think that's illegal. I paid for it. I sure as hell wasn't going to eat it! I managed to sell it on Ebay shortly afterwards to a man who would though...hang on, his name was Bob too.
Bob you sick fuck.
17:12
well,I sure as hell remember you eatin' things in prison Kulkowski.
20:40
Yes, I believe I had toast on frequent occassions and quite often a poached egg for tiffin. Most people eat Bob, otherwise they die.
22:51
nah,I meant eatin' "things" as I'm sure you know,Kulkowski ya thick fuck.
15:35
Bob, I think you'll find that toast and yes even poached eggs are "things". You'd have to be either inbred or severely brain damaged to not spot your mangled inferrences.
20:23
Sorry,Kulkowski.....all I can hear when you talk is Niles moaning erotically in the background. speak to ya some other time once your loads emptied.
18:14
I had an erotic thought while typin' my name then..
18:15
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