Rhyming and a Reason
People often stop me in the street and ask me celebrity rhyming questions. Here are a few of the best...
- Does Mark Lamar drive far in a car?
- Did Fred Astaire have no pubic hair?
- Does Mickey Rourke smell of pork?
- Did Ernie Wise have flies in his eyes?
- Does Sylvester Stallone play the man trombone?
- Is Judy Finnigan on the gin again?
- Does Michael Caine turn brown in the rain?
- Does Patrick Moore reside on the floor?
If you have any celebrity rhyming questions please post. The best entry will win a bottle of Libfraumanmilch
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posted by Winston Q Niles at 12:31
17 Comments:
Is Mariah Carey really hairy?
13:07
Did Jack Pallance live with the ants?
13:12
Can Jimmy Saville really space travel?
13:42
Am I really shit?
13:45
Richard that question doesn't rhyme. You just don't get it do you.
13:46
I am, I'm really shit so I'm a twat. Shit,tit I mean.
15:47
Does Robert Redford come from Bedford?
13:15
Does Judith Chalmers own the Bahamas?
15:26
Is Terry McCann a real man?
16:29
Did Jackson Pollock have ten bollocks?
19:39
Has Lesley Ash got a hairy gash?
20:33
er...has Terry wogan got a nice car?
11:51
Is Tony Penny having a Benny?
12:26
Did the Queen mum take it up the bum?
Is George Bush fond of Tush?
Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?
wait...that's not a rhyme.
Don't scold me Winston, I'm feeling a bit fragile today. Ran out of Whiskey Sours about 20 minutes ago, and Ruby doesn't function well without the old hydrolic kool-aids.
00:42
Did Jane Fonda drive a Honda?
23:17
Does Tom Cruise drink from loo's?
12:53
Was Farley Granger ever in danger?
23:57
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