The Real Da Vinci Code
Scientists at the Kris Kristofferson Institute for the Advancement of Hand Spankery have discovered a before unseen message in Leonardo Da Vinci's masterpiece the Mona Lisa.Using faster than light technology, developed by Dr Larry Badjob for the Department of Hiding Things, scientists were able to analyse even the smallest of Da Vinci's brush strokes for hidden messages.
What was discovered is truly earth shattering. To view the hidden message encoded within the Mona Lisa, click on the following link:
The Real Da Vinci Code
Categories: John Craven's Newsround
posted by Winston Q Niles at 18:28
14 Comments:
I didn't even know DaVinci knew Hanks but it just goes to show doesn't it.
12:49
God that Dave Vince was a true genius. I mean to have predicted Tom Hanks' cuntiness all those years ago. Bloody hell, it's just amazing. Christ there's people around today who still don't believe it.
12:51
I knew it. Tom Hanks must be doing some time travel. Or maybe Da Vinci had an advice from Nostradamus regarding this.
21:13
what they really found was my large wang in mona lisas bum.
shes loves the discrete lovin. that cheeky smile is actually pain, pleasure and bubbles of gas all at once.
she loved it.
12:46
Dear nespeed82, Not only was Da Vinci the cleverest bloke ever but it is rumoured that he had the longest foreskin in the universe, measuring an astounding 3 and a half feet in length. Truly amazing. Da Vinci also possessed the finest biscuit collection ever gathered in one place. Leonardo also gave the world the first Wank Chariot, please click the link below for further enlightenment.
The Adventures of Phillip Hitech: Lost Da Vinci sketch unearthed!
Peace Out
12:37
Dear Mr Kabooke Quantum Fighter, we at The Adventures of Phillip Hitech find you very frightening. Keep up the good work fella!
12:39
Nilesy!
I may not have mentioned that, at Cannes last week, I was in the VIP area at the Maeve Da Binchy Code after party party with Eve "Badger" Pollard.
We shared a vol au vent and a beaker of Vimto, and reminisced over our time together as cub reporters on the Levington Liar.
Oh how we laughed!
Perhaps I won't bother.
Bangin'!
LdP
17:02
Bastards!
17:40
we prefer this one.
17:40
Believe me,I didn't want to work with the talentless fucker either!that fucking wig,man.jeez,he was bad enough in Appollo 13,the cunt.
17:42
I hope they're looking into other paintings - I wonder if Da Vinci knew that Kirsten Dunst is a fug and Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch?
12:01
Dear britpopbaby, If only I knew what a fug and a firecrotch were, I would be in entire agreement with you. A complimentary handicap is on its way to you.
23:20
That is brilliant!
I also laughed my ass off at "...developed by Dr Larry Badjob for the Department of Hiding Things..."
Great post! :)
07:47
Dan Brown said:
"Bastards!"
That's some funny shit there. HA! HA!
05:05
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