New Hitech Currency
We at The Adventures of Phillip Hitech are pround to announce the introduction of our new currency - the Krunt. The Krunt is accepted as legal tender in all countries in the universe. The current exchange rate means that 69 Kruntz will buy you a decent gob job anywhere on the planet. We would like to thank the good Lord for making this all possible.If you wish to change all your dollars for Kruntz please send non sequential bills in small denominations to, Winston Q Niles Esq, Cockmeister General, Hitech Towers, Upper Cockhampton, England.
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posted by Winston Q Niles at 16:35
8 Comments:
I dont understand I've been givin' gob jobs for free since me army days.
19:01
Now ya mention it, Tony ya thick fuck,Kulkowski and Niles have too...
19:03
I got charged 70 krunts for a gob job the other week. I want my krunt back.
21:33
WARNING! DO NOT SEND WINSTON Q NILES YOUR MONEY! THIS IS A SCAM! The correct address to send it to is c/o Manny Kulkowski, Hitech offshore accounting, Barbados. Thankyou all.
21:40
HA! HA! HA!
07:54
Barbados it is Manny. You're welcome.
07:54
Pam, don't send your money. Bring it over in person. Perhaps you can stay awhile and we'll raise a clutch of comedy children for profit.
15:28
I'm in on raising a clutch of kids with ya. They need to be someone elses though in case we need to go to a pub or concert. I mean we'd have to get out some, do a bit of drinking and experiment with some experimental drugs....
But being there, with you, in Cuba, well, I can't imagine anything more idyllic or terrifying.
Kiss Kiss Bang! Bang!
See you in Havana, Pamela
00:47
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