People with eyes should look away NOW

Monday, July 31, 2006

NORMAL SERVICE HAS BEEN RESUMED.

We have finally extracted ourselves from the stationary cupboard only to find the research Monkeys had given up the revolution and returned to work 5 days ago. Dick Manly told us this,

"They gave it up once they'd run out of fresh buggery holes. We just thought it'd be a laugh to leave you lot in there for a bit. In reality I was hoping you'd eat that bastard Scrotum but disappointingly I notice he is still alive."

Dick was beaten savagely and his desk can now be found on the balcony. The more observant among you will recall that Hitech towers indeed has no balconies.

Jesus Harold Christ has been severely traumatised by his ordeal. This was his only statement;

"I just want to be left alone with my apple for a bit."


The return of the Hitech team has been celebrated worldwide with extravagant displays of Fannery and Felatio in many countries. A spokesman for Algeria told us,

"It's immense and all very emotional."

We will never speak of this incident again.


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7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Glad to see you boys are all ok. Now I can get back to the business of shutting you fuckers down.

11:11

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was getting seriously worried about you all, so much so it even put me off my stroke an that's not good.

12:20

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut 'em down

13:03

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WE'RE shutting them down!!!

19:50

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No I think you'll find that I'm shutting them down. If you so much as try I'll sue you too and you know how big downstairs I am Hanks, you total and utter cuntrag.

12:51

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm glad all is well in hi-tech world again. Now I can frig myself silly of a night with a clear mind. Thanks boys!

11:23

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah tom hanks now theres a sweet man

03:38

 

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