Well Fuck Me! World Cup Special

Portugal

England's opponents in the quarter finals of the world cup. Bring it on!!!!!!!!

Invaded more times than Vietnam, Portugal finally emerged as a nation in its own right in 1128. The country is rich in flora and fanny fauna with the northwest region covered with the mixed fanny forests of many nations.

The capital Lisbon is most famous for its romantic and erotic scenery. In the 1950's Frank Sinatra maintained a furry love palace here and could be heard man handling himself each night.

The most famous Portuguese musician is Skat Man Do, who sings about sadness, pain, nostalgia, happiness, love and piles, often in the same song.

The Alfonso Brothers are the Portuguese Marx Brothers. They have kept the country laughing for well over fifty years through their extensive use of fur in their comedy routines.

The wank mag can be traced back to the renowned and often incompetent adventurer poet Luis De Camoes (c 1524-1580) who wrote the epic poem Linda Lusardi. Whilst being a prolific tit-poet he was a poor navigator and got lost in a shit storm somewhere in Africa.

Portugal boasts the longest bridge in the world constructed from Madeira cake.

Whilst listening to the Portuguese national anthem I haemorrhaged and died suddenly.

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