The New Sikhers
Brown Star Records are proud to announce the signing of the bad boys of Punjabi ghetto rap The New Sikhers. Born to a brown wind but with aural licks as sweet as vaginal honey, the 5 Punjabi MCs and 1 Punjabi DJ will be releasing their first EP, Dog Fish (More Dangerous Than A Cat Fish) just before Christmas.The unusual suspects are – Vin Diesel, who is said to have charmed the virginity from a nun with his mesmeric man eyes; Warpig, the leader of the Punjabi pack with the voice of the Man Beast; Armpit, the undisputed God of darkness but a little shy; Rangi Ram, whose cock piercing really is the man jewel in the lady crown; Manshank, believed to be long in the trouser and The Dangerous Gardener, the DJ whose faster than light fingers gave birth to Bollywood Breakbeats.
The playlist for the Christmas EP Dog Fish (More Dangerous Than A Cat Fish) will be - Eye of The Man Tiger, My Kirpan Weighs a Ton, It Ain't Half Hot Mum, They Call it Cunny Love, and the secret bonus track, You Have Been Watching.
Brown Star Records - Prick up your ears
Categories: John Craven's Newsround
posted by Winston Q Niles at 10:31
2 Comments:
These guys are great but I think they may have overdone it with the abundance of Windsor Davies samples throughout the album.
11:01
Where's that little fat fucker with the glasses? God he made me laugh in a kind of not laughing at all way.
11:08
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