Star of the Month: Brian Blessed!
Those born under the star of Brian Blessed will experience an uncomfortable feeling that nobody actually likes them around the 21st of January.
Trust that inner feeling as it is totally true. Suicide is probably the best route forward through these troubled times.
Brian Blessed is a Wind sign and you should be wary of fruit this month.
WARNING: Astromological readings provided by Russell 'I'm still breathing' Grant.
posted by Manny Kulkowski at 12:15
4 Comments:
Pass the Steroids, my eyes are bleeding.
16:25
Only if it results in death. Brian Blessed and all his bastard followers must be eradicated before it's too late.
20:53
'oo's byan bleasadd? is he jesus or summink.?
17:03
How can suicide be the "best way forward" in these troubled times, I don't think you appreciate that 4 year olds reading this site about cocks and "Fannies" and "jizz" and "come" and "Big willies" and "anal sex" and "cumjobs" and "fucksex" and "cockjockeys" and "great big hard phalluses in all holes" AND i'M OFF TO LIE DOWN FOR ER....7 MINUTES....
17:11
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