NORMAL SERVICE HAS BEEN RESUMED.

We have finally extracted ourselves from the stationary cupboard only to find the research Monkeys had given up the revolution and returned to work 5 days ago. Dick Manly told us this,

"They gave it up once they'd run out of fresh buggery holes. We just thought it'd be a laugh to leave you lot in there for a bit. In reality I was hoping you'd eat that bastard Scrotum but disappointingly I notice he is still alive."

Dick was beaten savagely and his desk can now be found on the balcony. The more observant among you will recall that Hitech towers indeed has no balconies.

Jesus Harold Christ has been severely traumatised by his ordeal. This was his only statement;

"I just want to be left alone with my apple for a bit."


The return of the Hitech team has been celebrated worldwide with extravagant displays of Fannery and Felatio in many countries. A spokesman for Algeria told us,

"It's immense and all very emotional."

We will never speak of this incident again.

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